Welcome to the Shonky Lab Pete had to work for four days and Elton met and Nazi News Gary the goat’s Sydney flower-eating crime dismissed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21155065 Hawaii Coastguard Mystery: Military Holds Man http://news.sky.com/story/1042094/hawaii-coastguard-mystery-military-holds-man “Disrespectful” IKEA ad touches nerve with Thai transsexualshttp://uk.m1.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/disrespectful-ikea-ad-touches-nerve-thai-transsexuals-134153944–finance.html?.b=business%2F&.ts=1359038738&.intl=gb&.lang=en-gb&.ysid=3e13t6aN94dOM8rNYr.7TUr_ Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gunhttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/ UFO Filmed…